151st Post!

It’s nice to know that I don’t just forget people’s birthdays.  It’s nice to know that I’m not so selfish that I can only remember my own events in my life…

Right?

Well, I missed my 150th post yesterday, but thought I’d make it up to myself by highlighting some of my favorite one-liners from myself.  Blogging’s all about vanity, after all.

So, here we go:

“So, go foglobulate some kids and piss ‘em off.” (You just got foglobulated, MoFo!)

“Here we are about to bail out a bunch of Financial firms that F-ed over 40% of the country with variable rate mortgages with $700 Billion! Let me write all the 0’s for you, so you can grasp that one.

$700,000,000,000.00″  (I’ll tell you where you can put that movie ticket!)

“I did find a post that said, ‘I don’t want to pop anyone’s warm, chewy nugnuts into my mouth!’ and I thought that was appropriately funny.” (What the Nugnuts!?)

“It is in 3D…  So, it’ll be 3-Dimensionally WRONG.” (Ice Age 3: Timeline Goes Awry)

“Somewhere in the world, a kid is failing a test on animals in a rainforest, or even animals that live in the plains, because Disney decided to put whatever animals they wanted to into their rainforest themed restaurant.” (Breeding Stupid)

“Patience is saying, ‘No big deal, I can wait,’ without your teeth grinding and your knuckles turning white gripping your steering wheel, and your wife saying, ‘Calm down, honey.’” (Patience Management)

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To recap:  those are some of my favorites of my own.  Do you happen to have any favorites?