Frosty the Snowman vs. Chuck Norris, as Jesus

December 23, 2008 in Rantology with 3 Comments

I couldn’t resist… Here’s Chuck Norris, reprising his role as Jesus. (Close Captioned)

Jesus: What the heck? (He still doesn’t curse, no matter how pissed. That’s why he’s Jesus.)

Jesus: There’s no snow in Bethlehem you son of a frozen cloud! Dang it!

Frosty: No!

Sounds of a roaring fire, melting and perhaps a gurgling scream from Frosty.


Jesus: Don’t come back! You and your evil Harry Potter magic hat!

To recap: Merry Christmas!

3 Responses to “Frosty the Snowman vs. Chuck Norris, as Jesus”

  1. Max02 January 7, 2009 at 4:14 pm #

    If Jesus was played by Chuck Norris, wouldn’t there be some kicking involved?

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  2. bman January 7, 2009 at 4:16 pm #

    Well, this is Chuck Norris from Delta Force days. So, he uses a gun or something until absolutely necessary to pull out his big guns!

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  3. Max02 January 7, 2009 at 4:30 pm #

    Ahhh, ok

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