Barack Obama Bin Laden, the AntiChrist

“Sexist? Yes.”
“Obama. A racist?”
“Osama, I mean, Obama. I’m sorry.”

This presidential election year has been full of some of the most ridiculous claims against all the major candidates. McCain has gotten some good ones smeared at him from the Democrats. Here’re some of my favorites:

McCain: “$5 Million” is “rich” – McCain out of touch.
“Do you really want a president that can’t even use modern technology?”

However, I think some of the most ridiculous things swirling around the political toilet are being hurled at Barack Obama. I went ahead and started the post out with some of them. I’m kind of hoping that I’ve grabbed a few of you people by the eyes. Keep reading though. For real.

For starters, Barack Obama is not a terrorist.

The newscasters really jumped on his name, which I will admit, amidst the “War on Terror” and this stereotype forming that every Muslim is a terrorist, having a name that so similarly resembles a terrorist that we never found, is a bit unfortunate.

However, I’m pretty sure that if he was a terrorist… it would be fairly evident.

What’s that? You already know he’s not a terrorist? Fine.

He’s not a Muslim either. He went to a Christian church.

His preacher has made some racist and very anti-American remarks. This is true. We’ve all seen the rants on the news and YouTube.

My question for this one is, where is the video of Barack Obama, sitting in the congregation during one of these “sermons” clapping and shouting “Amen!”?

I don’t know about anyone else, but I’ve certainly disagreed with my pastor before…

Moving on. “He doesn’t have any plan.”

WHAT? His website has a plan for you to download, read, print out, whatever!

“Well, he never says it in his speeches.”

Yes, yes he does. In fact, in his speech for the DMC, he spoke very clearly about what he wanted to do about education reform, taxes, and the war. He has a very well-laid out plan for how things will go down.

“He’s inexperienced.”

True. He is inexperienced at governing. He is a lawmaker.

But, what I say to that is… thank God. I think we could use someone that hasn’t been drenched in the policies of our government for their whole lives. Sometimes, looking at something with an outsiders view is exactly what we need. Companies do it all the time. It’s like consulting.

Barack Obama is not the ANTICHRIST.

It’s a bit ridiculous to think that. Did I already mention that he went to church? If I’ve learned anything from movies it’s that the AntiChrist can’t go into a church. He freaks out in the car going up to the church…

And, if we’ve learned anything from Christian literature, we know that he will have crazy powers of persuasion that only Christians will be immune to…

But, I know this whole thing is pointless because the people that are reading this now probably still agree with me, and those that are ACTUALLY still reading after finding out that this was PrObama, will never agree with this anyway.

Details.

So, I’ll go ahead and start my own rumor that I hope will conquer all the other rumors with it’s utter ridiculousness. Ready?

Barack Obama lets his daughters drink homogenized milk!